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mercredi 10 juillet 2013

The 5 most over educated porn stars


Many porn stars have no formal education and once they decide to retire from the business they have a tough time trying to do something else, nevertheless there are a bunch of stars that can easily be given classes in any university, but they have chosen to have a better-paid, better looking jobs. You can see the image above its NINA HARTLEY
Here is a list of 5 porn stars that actually have other career options.

mercredi 5 décembre 2012

10 MOST IMPORTANT RULES FOR A SEXY WEBCAM SHOW!


Yes, there are certain unwritten rules every girl must follow when giving a sexy webcam show. I will share these with you in so you can prevent yourself from becoming the next big internet meme. Unless you don't give a crap about what happens during your show, you will carefully read and put these 10 rules to practice to make sure you're not a complete webcam model failure.
sexy webcam show gone wrong
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Kinder surprise

Rule 1:

Get a babysitter for your offspring - we don't wanna know you've allowed you to reproduce.

Rule 2:

Put your animals away in another room - nothing ruins a good show when your dog tries come in for a quick leg hump.

Rule 3:

Take down family photos and pictures of your kids - nobody wants to see your failed genetics.

Rule 4:

Do not use your child's Hello Kitty bedspread - it's not sexy and frankly is kind of weird.

Rule 5:

Rule 5: Wash every nook and cranny.. and I mean EVERYTHING! You wouldn't want the Webcam Bandit to take screenshots of your unwashed asshole now would you?

Rule 6:

Wash your feet. Yes you heard me, give your paws a good scrubbing. Lots of guys have a foot fetish.

Rule 7:

Make sure you are not expecting visitors - unless its the big sausage pizza guy.

Rule 8:

Rest before a show, I've seen cam models fall asleep and this is a big no no

Rule 9:

Never put your back to a window, why? Here is why!

Rule 10:

Lock your door... you never know.There's rapists everywhere. So hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your husband cause they rapin' everybody out there!
No one is protected from embarrassing moments but by following these few simple rules you might just have an amazing and uninterrupted sexy webcam show. You know the webcam bandit is everywhere and will use your embarrassing moments against you! Be careful he might be out to get you!

mardi 13 novembre 2012

My secret on how to print screen ;)

Simple and efficient! Just the way I like it! I have to be honest though... this isn't the way I screen shot my webcams!!
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lundi 5 novembre 2012

WEBCAM GIRLS - WE HAVE FEELINGS TOO


So I accidently caught this sweet girl camming on a webcam chat free website I've already talked about before called LiveFreeFun. I was just lurking around looking for some cute girl to random chat with and when I saw a girl (anonymous because she asked for it)  profile picture I thought I should go into her chatroom and see what this gorgeous brunette looked like on live cam. 

Much to my surprise it was not at all what I had expected.  At first when I got there I wasn't so sure if she was drunk or just acting. I immediately decided to screen shot her live cam thinking that maybe I could talk about hot cam girls and the fact that they are real people just like you and me on my blog. (so here I am)  

Cam girls do have feelings and maybe they should not be sharing them on webcam but I guess for some girls its the only place they can share these types of emotions. Some people think down on us cam girls and say that we don't care and that we are just in it for the money...Well this is proof that we do care, that things affect us too and that we don't just do it for the cash. Sometimes you have the fakers who pretend to be upset or throw a fit or cry, but sometimes you are totally taken aback by a girl who exudes real emotion. 

Sometimes you might just walk into a chat room expecting a sublime model dancing and showing her ass... but sometimes (it happens, this is proof) you might just come across a hot girl throwing a fit or crying her eyes out over something you do not seem to understand. Just like the webcam girl in this video. 

Correct me if I'm wrong but in this video the cam girl seems to be really upset over the fact that one of her good clients on her online chat profile  seems to have got caught by hurricane Sandy. She keeps crying over the fact that its not fair that something so horrible has happened to him. My question is, if he has lost his home, his power, and his family is in trouble...then why the is he spending time still chatting with her? I guess if something like that would happen to me I would definitely not be camming or watching cam girls, my priorities would be getting my things back in order. Anyways what-ever the reason it really seems to be affecting her emotionally. Maybe next time she feels the tears coming on she should turn off her webcam chat, get some tissues and get a real hug from a real person :) What do you think? 
VIDEO TAKEN DOWN DUE TO REASONS BEYOND MY CONTROL. (still available on youtube)



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